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9
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A short story about the benefits of growing up and discovering the joys of the elusive elixir: alcohol.
Dumped. Richard was flung from the car as it drove off, such that he barely managed to stand upright on the dusty pavement. His mother’s Mercedes roared off with a regal wave of her dainty hand. The cause of this desertion was another of his mother’s studio displays, another pre-exhibition drinks event no doubt, and yet another successful businessman at her hand. For the moment though, Richard was man of the house. He had just reached the dizzy heights of being a teenager and had been to celebrate this new found status with a trip to the cinema – temptation had got the better of him and far too many sweets had entered the fizzing metropolis that was his mouth. He loved sweets, being particularly partial to the little cola bottles. However at that specific moment in time he was poised outside of the Chelsea home waiting nervously for the door to be answered. Although when no answer came, or perhaps the chill got to his slender legs (for he was a timid boy) he ventured slowly into the tall ceilinged room. The long hall glared sinisterly at him. The crackle of the neglected fire sparkling their hissing tongues at the silhouetted figure. He felt encroached upon by the eerie house, even the hanging portraits rifled neutral stares upon him, malicious in their absence of a smile. He cursed silently at his mother’s impudence, leaving him here at her old friends address; nevertheless it seemed he would have to venture on alone. Advancing after this fleeting encounter with the hall, he heard some throbbing bass tunes from above, surmising that the source of this rude interruption must have been from the son, Charlie. “She’s got a son you know, could be your age” his mother had said wistfully, hastily grabbing her red leather jacket and carefully manipulating it to cover her ‘awful’ hips. Now it was clear that he had to in fact, visit Charlie. He could make out from the muffled cries and shrieks of laughter that there was more than one body in the room. Suddenly a hot flush of air seeped into the top of Richard’s chest, the nerves gnawing at his lungs. He’d always struggled with nerves, from his first (and incidentally, only) representation for a prep school sports team, batting at number eleven for the E team; it was the summit of his sporting career to date, even his first zero for the lads could not take that away from him. To the more morose, waiting to see if he’d made it into the much sought-after general knowledge quiz team (incidentally, he didn’t). Now though he trampled up the rugged staircase, handsomely accompanied by glistening brass lions at the head and feet of the stairway. He could now see shards of light escape from the closed door; this object had evidently been the property of the current son at a younger age, the innocent idlings of youth displayed in this case as dinosaurs, scratched into the grainy oak entrance.
After this careful examination of the door, it dawned upon Richard that he had delayed the meeting long enough; he now had to enter into the bristling room and conduct himself to Charlie and whatever other creatures lay within. He advanced shrinking into the ever expanding doorway, so much so that by the time the door was at forty-five degrees, the entire populous of the area had swivelled their heads to look upon their latest guest. What Richard saw created an immediate reaction to instantly return the way he had come; the room was actually quite small, although it was hard to tell with the swirling smoke, it crept into every crack and crumbling wall paper inlet, mercilessly distorting the boys vision. To his embarrassment it made tear drops appear in front of his eyes which he was desperate not to show. A small turn of the head displayed the old drinks cabinet flung open, presenting an array of exotic liquids: the oak brown Scotch whiskey, a bit like apple juice. Then upwards towards the Bombay Sapphire, the magnificent blue radiating through the glass bottle like something from the Caribbean Sea adverts so often found in The Telegraph. His eyes shot to the other corner of the room, there was a sofa there, decorated with elegant embroidery of red and blue. It had seen better days and at present had rips cutting throughout. As his eyes followed the trail of legs leading from the end, he came across the infamous Charlie. His aura came before him, coolness dripped and oozed from the pores of his very clothes. His hair was long, but not too long and he seemed quite tall from what Richard could make out, being sprawled across the carpet. He was a handsome young man to be truthful and this quality was evidently seen by the pretty blonde at his hip, her head lolling over his chest. She held fantastic brown eyes and swathes of rolling fair hair that ran down her arched back. To complete the slouched teenage circle came two other young men, who seemed not realise the entry of Richard, their senses were numb and void of any movement. The boy could not understand their apparent rudeness and was taken aback. The whole scene made his head swirl and he could only muster a mumble that he hoped would explain his name. Charlie replied with a low grunt that the boy struggled to understand and after his first few attempts of “sorry?” were ignored he resigned to sitting stiffly upon the vanquished sofa.
During the proceeding half hour he managed to acquire the information that could one day lead him to some conversation; the girl was called Lily and was Charlie’s girlfriend, she was interested in not only horses but also horse’s accessories, like saddles. She seemed not to have acquired any great passions in life that Richard’s father so encouraged, like playing the piano or cultivating a garden. She seemed a pleasant girl though and Richard was sure she would one day be interested in something other than equine pastimes. Not yet having talked to any other of the inhabitants, he took to the task of being the water boy, although this time the colourless liquid was replaced by vodka. After a certain amount of drinks he observed, the consumer would become and more overcome by a certain character that completely changed the victim, he or she would rapidly decrease in the ability to speak properly and undertake general conversation; it was if the liquid nibbled like a rat at parts of the brain so that the body gradually deceased into a deplorable mess.
As the night wore on, the inner embarrassment managed to scrape its way through Richard, the feeling of rejection ran rife throughout him and he began to realise that his presence was not needed. Any attempt at communication was flushed out with awkward silences that skewered Richard’s insides and continued to rummage around until he was left in tatters, embarrassed and confused. It had become clear that he had to penetrate the exclusive wall of bodies that kept him away from any type of contact. At last, he realised that possibly the only way to do this would have to be taking in the sharp liquid that lay before him; it seemed so passive yet so active in the other drinker’s minds. Gradually Richard began to steer away from his teacher’s principles that drinking was morally wrong. After all they seemed to be enjoying themselves, the liquor was liberating them. They were free from the stuttering mess that Richard’s tongue was creating within his parched mouth. Once again he took a steady stare at the glass bottle, shimmering, tottering as it was once again put down. The hard edges suddenly softened and the bottle became civil and appealing. Inching forward, Richard enquired quietly if he could possibly try a sip? After another agonising silence without a reply, he roved forward to hold the flask, wrapping his bony fingers around the neck. One more jerky action and it was at his feet, he looked nervously around as if some high standing adult was obligingly going to stop him, but none appeared. Having lifted it to his mouth, the boy received a gulp of the swirling vodka, immediately spitting out the fiery liquid. It had grabbed the back of the youngster’s throat and seemingly wrenched and scorched the searing skin layer, until he could take no more and swallowed. He felt the burning oil rip roar down his gullet and trickle without mercy into his dousing stomach. One deep breath later and Richard had survived. No difference. He felt no different, the circle had not budged and he was still left isolated on the edges of civilisation. However things began to change a few shots later; his head seemed to follow behind whenever sharp movements took place, his eyes were slow, he did hope that no-one could see them at that time but then again it didn’t matter anymore. His beleaguered eyes, their pupils like saucepans, struggled to make out the shimmering lights offering their twitching rays above the dense mist and fog of cigarette smoke. Trying to stand up, he found that his legs could not control his weight any more; he was a puppet, collapsing as his controller let parts of his anatomy go limp under the weight of his dense limbs. Suddenly his legs sagged underneath him as the breath was taken from him, he was seeing dots of red, blue, orange and purple that overcame his vision. Blank for what seemed eternity he awoke to find almost nothing had changed, however one major action had taken place; the two faces of Charlie and his partner were lying perilously over Richard’s face, almost concerned, their hot breath glaring down upon his skin.
After a hefty glass of water and a lie-down he actually started to converse with them, he could talk flowingly, even with spices of wit thrown in. He was actually enjoying himself – it was amazing. He was Rich or Rickey now, one of them. He could now down gallons of the ‘elixir’ as Chaz like to call it. It suited the drink for he could entertain the group and he even threw his weight behind an attempt at singing; drowning miserably but it didn’t matter this time, he was amongst friends, thoroughly camped within the circle and he was not about to retreat to the abyss. The dramatic turnaround of personality was down solely to the consummation of the alcohol, he was now able to express his thoughts, his fears and wants without being held back by a bought of nerves so often brought back to haunt him. The anguished pangs had disappeared and he continued to become the self-proclaimed DJ, ostentatiously pumping out the tunes into the dark gusty skies of North London. He had become the beating heart of the party.
Later the next morning, having surpassed the blaring head-ache that Charlie explained as part of the parcel of having fun, Rich travelled home on the train having obtained all four of the groups phone numbers, he strode confidently to the ticket office but what made him most satisfied was the fact that the salesman enquired as to whether this gentleman was under the age of sixteen. After stating firmly that in fact he was under the age, he walked assuredly over to sit on the carpeted seat and the young man rolled happily home. He had grown up.
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